Next round of weird things:

Posted by Emily on December 15, 2009

1. I get Charley horses in my sleep. I’m not kidding. That’s whack, right?

2. This has been happening for months, but it only just occurred to me last week that it might be strange. I get heartburn everyday, but when it gets really bad, which is also a daily occurrence, I get shooting pains in between my eyes. I never had heartburn pre-pregnancy; I didn’t know that wasn’t supposed to happen!

3. I have a rash on my belly. Apparently this is very common. Awesome.

4. I find myself being proud of the most ridiculous things. “What’s that, most women are ‘leaking urine’ when they sneeze right now? Well, I’m not. Booyah!” Or how about thinking about my massive mama-jammas and silently applauding them for still being so perky that it wouldn’t even be possible to try the pencil test. Or that I still have a normal belly-button!

Yeah, I think my link to reality might be fading.

New picture of the delusional pregnant lady to come.